(satire) *Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals.*
(satire) Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals.
(satire) *NRA Narrows Search For New Leadership With Round Of Russian Roulette.* If an Onion page appears blank, try disabling JavaScript entirely or telling LibreJS to blacklist all scripts in the page, then right-click and select item “Reveal hidden HTML”. Or use a browser such as lynx that doesn’t implement JavaScript and CSS.
(satire) *Congress Reduces SNAP Benefits To One Free Treat On Recipient’s Birthday.*
(satire) *Chick-Fil-A Announces They Will Only Serve Chickens Conceived In Wedlock.*
(satire) *[DeMentis] Going Door To Door To Beg Own Campaign Staff To Vote For Him.*
(satire) *Study Finds Children Of Divorce Better Prepared For Life’s Relentless Misery.*